February 2012
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“Jason Derulo.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Adventures in England, pt. 1
Hannah: If there's a classy way to grind, we found it.
Guess who has two thumbs and is in England right...
THIS GIRL. Spring break 2012 = the best spring break. ever. in history. The only way it could be better is if the next three hours would pass so I could catch my train and see my friends.
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There are times when I think my tea drinking habit is getting out of hand. Then I just laugh and take another drink.
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Logic has no place here
My cousin’s fiance’s dad apparently said that my family doesn’t care about the wedding (which is coming up in two months) because it’s my cousin’s second wedding. Now you have to understand, I’ve lived with or near this cousin for three years and she’s basically a sister to me. It’s incredibly offensive that he would say we don’t care about the...
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Adding to my Utah bucket list: See Pando
thisiskeg:
Pando (Latin for “I spread”, also known as The Trembling Giant) is a clonal colony of a single male Quaking Aspen (Populus tremuloides) located in the U.S. state of Utah, all determined to be part of a single living organism by identical genetic markers and one massive underground root system. The plant is estimated to weigh collectively 6,000,000 kg (6,600 short tons), making it...
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wefoundalaska replied to your post: On a scale of 1-10 how creepy is this?
i do it too haha helps me make sure what i’m writing is coherent. and sometimes i get excited and whisper quite loudly
Glad I’m not the only one! So I only really have to worry when the whispering becomes a weird, demonic chanting about Henry David Thoreau and Walt Whitman. I’ll be on the lookout…...
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On a scale of 1-10 how creepy is this?
I just noticed while writing this essay that I tend to whisper the words I’m typing under my breath when I’m writing something academic. I think I’m possessed by a homework demon.
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The state of my life, reduced to two sentences:
Two essays down, two to go. Three cups of tea down, who knows how many to go.
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theatombomb replied to your post: theatombomb replied to your photo: This is what I…
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU. Idk, do you even want a day to rest? You might have jet lag. Or we can just walk around York and go some places around here.
Was it you I was talking to and I said “I’m impervious to jet lag.” and whoever I was talking to said “…You’ve never even...
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theatombomb replied to your photo: This is what I do when I should be writing my 13…
That’s very thorough!
You’re very honest! What should we do Sunday instead of Stonehenge since that’s now happening the next week?
I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
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I just realized Shelby from New Girl is Janis Ian from Mean Girls.
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE?!
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The...
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Homework is a full-time job
I’ve done 16 hours of homework between yesterday and today and probably have another 4 hours to do tonight. Then I have at least 13 pages in essays to write Monday and Tuesday. Light at the end of the tunnel: I leave for England in 5 days. Wish me luck in surviving to see Friday!
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Sour gummy worms, meet my mouth. Mouth, meet the most delicious afternoon treat ever.
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Writing an essay on Adbusters? Hell yes.
If writing this essay in bed with the lights off is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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karmadownurgun replied to your post: I feel cheated.
I was raised on Fox News as well, but I watched Magic School Bus and all those shows as well. What was your excuse lol?
My parents were crazy conservatives and yelled at me whenever I tried to watch anything vaguely interesting. Until today I believed it was a special treat to watch those shows in class, little did I know kids actually got to...
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theatombomb replied to your post: I feel cheated.
Uh, I was raised watching fox news and when i asked why, my dad said because you keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Also, i never watched magic school bus or reading rainbow. so you aren’t the only one.
Your dad is a genius. My parents made me watch it because they thought it was “fair and balanced reporting.” Good joke,...
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I feel cheated.
Was I the only one raised watching Fox News and thinking Magic School Bus and Reading Rainbow were just special treats you got some days in class? Apparently they were on tv all the time and normal kids got to watch them every. single. day.
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There is no such thing as “too much salsa.” Currently rocking a 1:1 quesadilla:salsa ratio.
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The Super Bowl is only good for playing drinking games, making jokes about LMFAO pushing Madonna off the stage, and winning money. Now let the homework parade begin.
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Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
zilleniose:
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new...
January 2012
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You know you're a crazy cat lady when...
You show up late and covered in fur because you were cuddling your cat before you left the house and he looked so peaceful you didn’t want to move him.